Fug Boat

A person who isn’t easy on the eyes.

“This guy I’m talking to on Hinge says his roommate is single. Should we go on a double date?”

“Ask him to send a pic, I’m not getting stuck at dinner with a fug boat.”

by Meeka2493 January 30, 2021

stink boat

Any internal combustion engined boat, generally hated by blow boaters

Brad hated it when the stink boats launched on the lake, their noisy engines billowing our smoke and destroying the peace and quiet

by Limbic Candy March 27, 2021

steam boat willy

giving a 69 while you backstroke on the water

you and me can head back to the pool and we can do the steam boat willy

by dr.doppio October 27, 2021

Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.

Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.

by Pside23 December 12, 2021

Jon boat cricket

A cute white trash girl that likes to fish and enjoys guys with small boats

That girl Kim is a real Jon boat cricket

by Jboatn July 17, 2022

Muppet Bloat

A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.

Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.

by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022

chrome boat

The act of using tin-foil to smoke methamphetamine. The user will cut or rip an elongated section of tin-foil, then slightly crease the middle of the foil strip, lengthwise. This creates a channel for the heated, liquefied methamphetamine to flow. Resulting in a shape that resembles the hull of a boat.

"Hey, I have to work the graveyard shift tonight, I need a chrome boat to help get through the night."

by Greaser13 November 20, 2022