Beasters

Marijuana referred to as beasters is commercial weed said to come out of british columbia, but in essence it could be coming from any part of the world where they are producing metric tons of marijuana for profit. Usually very dense due to being moist from lack of curing the marijuana, also extremely hairy and of not much substance or trichomes. The people producing this marijuana are producing and turning it over at large rates. More than likely organized crime who are using the money to fund other enterprises. ounces usually sell for anywhere from 200 to 300. sometimes youll come across some pot that looks like beaster but is cured better and has more THC and we refer to this bud as "A-sters" or "sexy beast".

Custy: Hey man you got any more of that funk from the other day?

Dealer: Na man i just re-upped and all my guy had was beasters....sorry bro...i can do them for cheap tho.

Custy: Aw man are you serious?! ewwwww! I think ill be better off just picking up some Middies and smokin' blunts.
Lemme know when the Headz roll back through aight!?

by Alice Kramden July 24, 2010

beasticular

An adjective for being awesome at a certain verb.

I know how beasticular he is at skateboarding but I think I can beat him.

by Zach October 15, 2003

beastastic

A coined word of beast and fantastic.

Usually used to describe someone or something that is amazing, snazzy, cool, or hilarious in any way, shape, or form.
Also, it is used as a snide remark or comment in certain situations.

"WOW! That's one beastastic move you got there!"

"...just beastastic..."

"Those are some pretty beastastic socks you are wearing today."

by N^2 March 13, 2008

BEASTAH!!

awsomeness,excitability, another way of describing how fuktastick a moment is.

a guy getting head thinkin: "this is BEASTAH!!"

Jane: "look those guys across the street are fightin!"
Joe: "damn that nigga is BEASTAH!! 'em!!!"

by HIGHly~enLIGHTend April 27, 2009

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011

beast baby

a baby that was conceived during basic training in the armed forces

damn she got a beast baby 4 weeks into basic.

by l9100 February 13, 2013

beastars

a great show your "not a furry" friend enjoys. its zootopia but the male and female leads are significantly better

"i love beastars! im not a furry, but legoshi's making me feel a lil something"

by mrmalfoyswifey October 11, 2021