old as balls

Something that is very old (many years have past). As balls are wrinkly (like old people), it makes a good analogy. Alternately from the facts that the 'ball', a spherical object, has been around for pretty much ages.

"Hey, did you see some of those artefacts in the museum?"
"Yeah man, they old as balls!"

by Hobbeh November 27, 2013

Balls off the walls

adj. Extremely

He's balls off the walls crazy.

by ThatGuyAcrossTheStreet January 12, 2009

balls-in

When one is at the point of just completely going for it, no matter what it takes, to the extreme, with a noble valiance, and courage.

My colleagues, we are going balls-in on this risky business venture, and balls-in is a good idea, not just for the money but doing it for the thing in and of itself!

by realestatephilos January 18, 2017

Cunty & Ballsack

2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers

i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for that fucking Cunty & Ballsack

by Jonas March 3, 2005

pool balls

The condition in which a rash devolopes on the scrotum after swimming day after day for a period of time without showering as often as one should.

I would go to swimming today, but I'm starting to get a bad case of pool balls.

by Reluctant Swimmer June 11, 2006

Im balls

Basically its just a bad ass way of saying either
(1.) i could really care less
(2.) fuck off
(3.) or you just say it when you dont know what to say
(4.) yeah imma bad ass

Person 1: hey i just got new shoes u like em?
You: im balls

person 1: hey whats up
You: im balls

person 1: im pregnant
You: im balls

by Dr ladies man September 9, 2009

Bacon Balls

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

by JiXer April 18, 2011