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Shag band

A shag band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. Usually worn by grungers and punks. If you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.
black-sex
blue-blow job
Pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
Green-fingering
glow in the dark-sex toys
glitter-girl chooses
Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet
by nellysmelly January 12, 2005
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bar band

A band that plays primarily in bars and always sounds better when the audience (and most of the time) the band is drunk. They are usually extremely entertaining and have a lot of novelty songs, written to get a laugh. They are not always that talented, but it doesn't really matter.
Hey! Did you catch the bar band last night?
--They probably won't ever hit it big, but I was laughing my ass off after I drank a few Buds.
by Emma G February 8, 2006
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Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

Arguably the greatest rock album ever, it changed music forever. Taking 129 days to record only 13 tracks. Released in June 1967. It won numerous Grammy's that year including album of the year. Paul McCartney wrote most of the songs on the album. The hits include 'Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band', 'With a little help from my friends', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' or 'A day in the life'. But really all 13 tracks are excellent.
Turn Sgt. Pepper's up!!! I love this wack crap.
by bEATLe_PauL June 8, 2005
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chicken band

a slang term for CB radio. Called chicken band because it is a frequency range where everyone from people that are just plain stupid to truckers to wanna be hams talk to each other and argue over pointless stuff. People that use CB radios often use linear amplifiers or other illegal means to boost their output power beyond the legal 5 watt limit. Chicken band equipment often deviates from its frequency way more than it should causing interference throughout most of the high HF and low VHF spectrum.
Some guy on the chicken band just told me to fuck off for no apparent reason, so I sold my CB and got a ham radio.
by dirtydog123 April 13, 2009
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y-band

underwear for feminine men - a cross between a g string and y fronts. Very fashionable in the 1830s
hot damn that is one ugly y-band. They are so 1832
by hmaez August 1, 2009
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fake band

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.
"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."
by Jeanyis June 11, 2008
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Studio Band

A band that uses several computerized programs to pitch correct and Autotone vocals as well as perfect instrumentals, but when preforming live (out of the studio) sound like a poor, inebriated rendition of their recorded album.
Did you see the Superbowl XLV halftime show? Fergie sounded like she was pushing out a rabid ferret! The Black Eyed Peas showed the world just how big of a studio band they are.
by Cingsley February 24, 2011
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