chicken band

a slang term for CB radio. Called chicken band because it is a frequency range where everyone from people that are just plain stupid to truckers to wanna be hams talk to each other and argue over pointless stuff. People that use CB radios often use linear amplifiers or other illegal means to boost their output power beyond the legal 5 watt limit. Chicken band equipment often deviates from its frequency way more than it should causing interference throughout most of the high HF and low VHF spectrum.
Some guy on the chicken band just told me to fuck off for no apparent reason, so I sold my CB and got a ham radio.

by dirtydog123 April 13, 2009
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android

A cell phone characterized by its short battery life.
Person 1: Dude, can I use your android phone to make a call?
Person 2: Sorry man, my phone has a dead battery, even though I just charged it two hours ago.
by dirtydog123 November 10, 2010
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outbrain

One of the largest sources of click bait garbage and ads disguised as news. Pure trash. Should be deleted from the internet.
I saw a news article from outbrain that says there is a cure for diabetes using this one weird trick. I clicked on it, and it took me to a website with naked women on it. The IT department at work found out about it and I lost my job. Then my car got repossessed and I got kicked out of my apartment. Then my wife left me. Man this sucks. Don't ever click on that stuff, even though it is tempting.
by dirtydog123 December 06, 2016
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mextel

Another word for Nextel. People refer to nextels as mextels because of their overwhelming popularity with hispanic people.
Asian: Sup homie? Where you been?
Mexican: In the bario, dawg.
Mexican: Can you direct connect me?
Asian" Sorry, I'm not a mextel subscriber.
by dirtydog123 August 31, 2008
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POF

An online cesspool of fat girls, cougars, and single moms who sign up for internet dating profiles because no man in real life wants them.
The spam profiles on POF are easy to spot because they are the only ones that contain pictures of attractive women.
by dirtydog123 October 12, 2016
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Squawk

Air traffic control speak for a transponder code given to an aircraft.
ATC: Citation N524BE, this is Minneapolis Center, squawk 2465 and say altitude, rice lake altimeter 29.87

Jet Captain: Squawk 2465, eighty seven on the meter, climbing 7300 ft Citation 4BE.
by dirtydog123 January 30, 2021
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