asian invasion

when you cannot get out of a classroom because of a flood of asians streaming in for the class that starts in ten minutes

Person 1: Dude why are you always late to history?

Person 2 (angrily):...because of asian invasion after my biology class.

by ddm March 11, 2013

D.W.A. (Driving While Asian)

Driving While Asian - The act of driving a car, badly, with an Asian at the wheel. Can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.

Insuarance Agent to customer:"Has your girl friend every had a D.U.Iconviction?" Customer:"NO, but she is quilty of D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) all the time."

by Asian Lover & AMP expert October 2, 2007

Asian Death Mask

When somebody is sleeping, squat accross his/her face with your asshole covering their mouth, and balls on each eye.

I caught her sleeping with my best friend, so I gave her an asian death mask in her slumber.

by Rennick January 1, 2008

Stop Asian Hate

A social justice movement against racism and hate crime against Asian-Americans that gained traction in 2021, especially in response to the Atlanta spa shootings. The subject of multiple rallies and protests.

We must work together to Stop Asian Hate; hate crimes directed towards Asian Americans have gone up 150% from 2019 to 2020.

by SpicyCuttlefish April 13, 2021

Asian Morning

When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.

Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!

by DeoKots April 5, 2008

Asian

Asian refers to a person from Asia.

Based on recent surveys the vast majority are total badasses.

John: Hey look that person over there is an asain.
Jim: I like asians.

by FalseFire March 12, 2011

Hot Asian Alert

When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.

Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.

by Craig McDouche July 8, 2009