She bought a yank tank to take the children to school. It handles like a boat and looks like it was designed by a 7 year old.
by Austin Morris January 11, 2004
Get the yank tankmug. adj. used in refferance to a chick's ass, communicating that the ass is both round and firm and though it may appear to be large, in porportion to the rest of her body it looks damn fine.
"That chick has a tank ass!"
"Which one?"
"That one there with two strange bulldogs pawing at one another in the back of her jeans."
"Oh!... That's a tank ass..."
"Which one?"
"That one there with two strange bulldogs pawing at one another in the back of her jeans."
"Oh!... That's a tank ass..."
by toby January 3, 2004
Get the tankmug. "damn it my Poo Tank is full"
"be right back I just got to go empty my Poo Tank"
"whos up for a dip in my Poo Tank"
"be right back I just got to go empty my Poo Tank"
"whos up for a dip in my Poo Tank"
by Rhysman October 20, 2008
Get the Poo Tankmug. Soldier 1: "God damn it look at all these tanks coming in were screwed!"
Soldier 2: "Yea we're getting Ridicula-Tanked"
Soldier 2: "Yea we're getting Ridicula-Tanked"
by Gold Leader September 1, 2006
Get the Ridicula-Tankmug. by Poet Hugo February 1, 2007
Get the Belief Tankmug. The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.
by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021
Get the Tank slappermug. British slang used to describe large, ugly, poorly-manufactured american cars. In europe american cars are seen as a kind of joke for people with small penises.
Yank tanks like caddilacs are heavy on fuel, ugly as fuck, and with the 0-60 of a three-legged donky named Daisy.
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
Get the yank tankmug.