Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.
I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.
by JamesBaud March 20, 2020
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I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
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doctor pepper in the rain

I don't actually know what this means but you feel it
"You know you sometimes feel like a doctor pepper in the rain."
by t0deki June 14, 2022
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doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.
student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"
by SFM! September 07, 2009
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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 28, 2024
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Doctor Poo Fandom

1. A group of people who make fun of both Doctor Who and it's fan base with such joy.
Laura said happily "Why do grown people dress up in costume for Doctor Who? Like grow up and loose your soul, become boring , and depressed like the rest of us adults." Laura so part of the Doctor Poo Fandom.
by Breaking_Sad October 04, 2015
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Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 09, 2020
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