haleigh sex

you find a hot girl....... me and haleigh where in the bed last night

i had haleigh sex last night...................................................................................................................................................

by nkenckjnckwncie huac sxjs c May 17, 2018

safe sex

safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.

He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.

by Krkič July 14, 2019

pasta sex

When a male(S) is having sex while soft.

A talent that most men don’t poses although in some cases can be learnt.

“ I don’t know how josh is so good a pasta sex “

by Josh can do this July 16, 2019

submarine sex

Sex of submarines

Wow they're having submarine sex

by Submarine Sex April 3, 2019

Bum Sex

When some people (can be any amount) insert their penis, into someone's bum hole- can be any gender, as long as they have a bum hole

Joey: OIOI
Trevor: OIOI UR IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY INIT
Joey:YEAH JUST HAD THE BEST BUM SEX
Trevor:... with who?

Joey: ..... you?! dont u remember it was like 5 minutes ago and you went to go to the bathroom

(Pause)
(Another Trevor comes out of the bathroom)

Trevor1: YOU AGAIN?!
Trevor2: wha-?
Trevor1: I TOLD U TO STOP HAVIN BUM SEX WITH MY LAD
Trevor2: Well I did. And he likes me better init

(Both Trevors look at Joey)
1&2: WELL?!

(Joey hesistates)
(Another trevor comes out of the wardrobe)

Trevor3: OIOI!
Joey: HIM

(JOEY AND TREVOR3 RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE POOP BABIES FROM ALL THE ANAL)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

Sex jousting

When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.

Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently

by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher May 7, 2018

sex sandels

Sandels worn by a bitch/hoe at a beach whil feinen for some quick cock.

Person 1:Man dat bitch be wearin does sex sandels agin. Person =! 1: Daymn she mus b feinen for some cock today.

by Anyone700 August 2, 2016