Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

Bum Sex

When some people (can be any amount) insert their penis, into someone's bum hole- can be any gender, as long as they have a bum hole

Joey: OIOI
Trevor: OIOI UR IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY INIT
Joey:YEAH JUST HAD THE BEST BUM SEX
Trevor:... with who?

Joey: ..... you?! dont u remember it was like 5 minutes ago and you went to go to the bathroom

(Pause)
(Another Trevor comes out of the bathroom)

Trevor1: YOU AGAIN?!
Trevor2: wha-?
Trevor1: I TOLD U TO STOP HAVIN BUM SEX WITH MY LAD
Trevor2: Well I did. And he likes me better init

(Both Trevors look at Joey)
1&2: WELL?!

(Joey hesistates)
(Another trevor comes out of the wardrobe)

Trevor3: OIOI!
Joey: HIM

(JOEY AND TREVOR3 RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE POOP BABIES FROM ALL THE ANAL)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019