Wronging

When someone rides a man’s prostate until it hurts him in a non-kinky, rather painful way.

Nick: “Damn, you look rough. Are you okay?”

Anthony: “Dude, she was wronging my hog until I felt like rashers crisping in hell’s ninth layer.”

by TransponderSnail October 8, 2022

Wrong

Jace. Not just any ordinary person, but Jace's are typically wrong, no matter what they do.

Sister: Wow, you are SOOOO Jace.
Brother: I'm so what?
Sister: You are are never right, so you are Jace. Always Jace.
Brother: I still don't get it.
Sister: It means you're wrong, duh!

by Koolkitty November 5, 2022

wrony

being stupid

i dont like being wrony

by oopleboople November 15, 2022

Wrong

Well... I would but... then I would be LYING

Hym "Did anybody else see that one time Joe Rogan was talking about something bad happening to his kids and he kind of trails off and stares off into the distance for several seconds? THAT is what praying that God isn't real looks like. Tell me I'm wrong."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2023

Wrong!

There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?

Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

wrongtheous

Adjective; used to describe an object, person or event that is bad in too many ways to accurately list or explain.

That REO Speedwagon concert was just flat out wrongtheous.

I tried to go down on her but her nether regions smelled wrongtheous.

by JCS-YoureWelcome August 5, 2023

Wrongaholic

A person who makes only wrong decisions in his life.

Guy1: My wife cheated on me for more than a year. In our house, in our car and in our garden as well.
Guy2: What a bitch! You should kick her out!
Guy1: I am going to stay with her, she promised not to do it again.
Guy2: You are such a wrongaholic.

by Merman Thurman August 10, 2023