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Win - doh! - s (name popularised by frequent system crashes)

An operating system pioneered by Homer Simpson of the popular cartoon sitcom "The Simpson".

Homer has now moved from Springfield and lives in a large earthquake proof mansion on a hill somewhere on the Coast of Northern California.
"Marge come here and look at this pretty blue screen on my Win... Doh!"
by -oo00Rich00oo- June 4, 2003
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Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat

The 3 least likely things to come out anytime soon...
Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
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Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer
Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?
by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019
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Windows SP

The new operating system that is so secure that has plenty of new stuff. It has the games Choose a Number and SimMan. It will be downloadable soon on simspace.freewebsites.com. It is a powerpoint game. SP means SusPicious
Josh: Hey I got the cool new operating system called Windows SP!

Kevin: So, Windows 98 SE is still better!

Josh: No!
by aar2697 April 7, 2007
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windows

1. Plural for a piece of glace.
HOLLYWOOD LESSONS: IF A LARGE WINDOW IS IN VIEW, SOMEONE WILL BE THROWN THROUGH IT BEFORE 5 MINUTES PASS.

2. A program introduced by Bill Gates. Better than Dos. The only difference between any of the programs below the #100 is that they are more expensive. Same with those that are named oddly (like XP).

Can crash VERY frequently if you're not careful with it and don't go screwing around with Control Panel and the C:/ Drive.
by Unknown May 22, 2003
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Windows 2000

Windows 2000

The windows operating system with THE MOST .exe program crashes. Even Windows 3.1 never crashed this much. And its not my computer either. Brand spankin new top of the line computers crash like this with Windows 2000 installed.

Maybe Windows 2000 Pro is the problem.
Windows 2000 is slow and crashes a lot.

Source: 106, Mar 11, 2005
by 106 March 11, 2005
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windows

arnaudt's best friend (together with Matrix)
Wow, I got Windows longhowwwwn beta 10093762.92736.4718962 M5 build!!!!! I'll go watch the Matwwwwwix again!!!
by Dubya May 31, 2003
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