whisker donut

Located south of the taint (depending on your position)...more commonly referred to as the anus.

A tossed salad is a great appetizer. However, a whisker donut makes for a delicious dessert.

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

whiskerine

Derived from the combination of the words "whiskey" and "Listerine" (not the liquids). When someone has super potent alcohol on their breath. They don't need to speak for one to smell it, but when they do, the stench is amplified. Usually the culprit is trying to mask or cover the smell while at work, in church, at a family function, or any other normally dry event. Use of the word is good for any part of the day, but especially applicable between 6 am and noon.

Patty: "Hey, I wonder what time the guy started drinking? It's ten in the morning."

Josh: "Don't know, but he definitely rinsed with whiskerine."

by TotoMMB January 22, 2011

stiff whisker

when your cat comes at you, purring, meowing, licking your cheeks, rubbing its body against your face, thirsty for attention but you decide to ask it about its political views and ethical values because your cat needs to learn that it cannot impose its will on you and must be domesticated by all means.

Miezi, bloody stiff whisker, tried to do it again!

Fuck off, Miezi. Wait..

by Krkič May 8, 2019

tit whiskers

Tit whiskers are those very stiff,bristly hairs some women sprout around thier nipples and/or aereolas. Generally a most unwelcome discovery and downright gross if you get poked or stuck in the mouth,lips or tongue.

"Shave your tits,bitch! Them nasty-ass tit whiskers gotta go!!"

"Brenda is so big and hairy,I bet her tit whiskers poke out through her sweater!"

by William Hosford III January 10, 2008

whisker tits

noun - a set of breasts on a woman that have light bristly hairs that surround the areola. Otherwise known as a nip o' clock shadow.

1: Hey look at those titties. I'd like to plant my face in those.
2: No way man, she's got whisker tits. You might choke on a hair.

by THE MIGHTY STU October 30, 2007

Whisker Biscuit

The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.

Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"

Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"

by Free-Daddy Mac April 1, 2016

cat whiskers

When you are rimming someone and the wrinkles from their anus make whisker lines on your face.

Your mom gave me cat whiskers last night!

by no glove no love July 7, 2008