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Waffle Pwnd

Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"

Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
by ShadowSoldier October 6, 2008
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waffle-housed

Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.

Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.

Karen just got waffle-housed!
by Flagstaff08 October 14, 2008
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Waffle Sauce

by ima_hottie February 4, 2010
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Waffle Debacle

1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.

2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.

3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!
by macnatty24 January 15, 2011
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Hoop Waffle

Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.

Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.

Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle
CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.

He started hoop waffling out of him.
by leaners of ballycolon January 23, 2004
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beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"
by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009
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Box waffle

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.
(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."
by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011
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