Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.
by lepetithibou October 4, 2010
Get the one-eyed unicorn mug.A Unicorn can refer to a man or a woman and is often used to describe the perfect catch or perfect partner. A Unicorn is a mythical creature, someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find. The term is often describing someone who is remarkably attractive (above a 7.9), but not at all batshit crazy, amazing at sex, and has a great personality. This definition is used more often to describe this scenario than in reference to LGBT themes. Gay or straight however you can be a Unicorn because you're beautiful, amazing, fuck like a god/goddess, not crazy as fuck, awesome to be around and even going somewhere with your life. Hot but down to earth? You may be a Unicorn. People will try to catch the Unicorn as if hoping to bring this magical energy in their life but the Unicorn knows only to reveal themselves to the worthy. This makes the encounter all the more magical because it's not a trick of the light it's a mystical mythical magical babe that makes you feel so lucky because you never thought you could find someone amazing as them. Careful, these folks can make the hard of heart easily fall in love.
What made you stop messing around with multiple ladies at once?
Man: Because I met a Unicorn. Her name is Lindsay.
Did you meet a Unicorn at the Gay bar tonight?
Cool gay guy: Yes I did, but it's not because they are gay, but because they are amazing.
What level of hotness and personality do you go for Sarah?
Sarah: Unicorn level.
Amy who is your favorite mythical creature?
Amy: John is.
You're girlfriend is crazy amazing!
Girl: I found out she's actually a Unicorn.
Man: Because I met a Unicorn. Her name is Lindsay.
Did you meet a Unicorn at the Gay bar tonight?
Cool gay guy: Yes I did, but it's not because they are gay, but because they are amazing.
What level of hotness and personality do you go for Sarah?
Sarah: Unicorn level.
Amy who is your favorite mythical creature?
Amy: John is.
You're girlfriend is crazy amazing!
Girl: I found out she's actually a Unicorn.
by LunaPhase January 8, 2017
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Also anyone who plays this is gay.
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Police Officer, looking at a mutilated body: What happened here?
Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...
Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?
Friend: Oh yea
Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...
Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?
Friend: Oh yea
by JohnnyDickSeed July 26, 2009
Get the playing leapfrog with a unicorn mug.Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
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"You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kind of get it."
by lilyrosa September 4, 2013
Get the Unicorn mug.it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
by Smeat McBobby December 2, 2009
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