Definitions by JohnnyDickSeed

playing leapfrog with a unicorn 

A game that has extreme risk involved... if you don't make it, your anal virginity is gone.

Also anyone who plays this is gay.

Police Officer, looking at a mutilated body: What happened here?
Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...
Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?
Friend: Oh yea

playing leapfrog with a unicorn by JohnnyDickSeed July 26, 2009