Tristan

My bestie's crush, i don't like him. Don't ask why I just don't. End of definition.
*(no offense to the Tristan lovers)

My bestie:OMG LOOK IT'S TRISTAN!!
Me: :'/
Why must you appear Tristan why????
*no offense to the Tristan lovers

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

Tristan

Person who is often gripping your hip and being him

Ugh TrisTANNM

by Personvr February 17, 2024

tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

Tristan

The biggest fucking munter I’ve ever seen! Every time we hang out we always munt.

Tristan I love you, you malicious magical magnificent munter

by OrionUki7 March 27, 2024

tristan

never trust a tristan. he will break ur heart into million of pieces cs hes a big ass cry baby. js bc he may say he loves u doesnt mean he actually does (hes saying that to 10 other girls) if ur mans name is tristan im so sorry 😊

DONT date a tristan u will regret it

by brooklynn :) April 11, 2024

Tristan McGreggor

an odd looking fellow, possibly having many children, on account of the massive amounts of maidens he slays

wow, that guy is like "Tristan McGreggor

by bingus bongus123123 May 24, 2024

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024