ponzi-traction

Describes an investment-fraud scheme dat reduces classic areas/incidents of "slippage" within said financial rat-hole.

Jordan Belfort might have benefited from a bit more ponzi-traction --- rather than keeping quiet and low-key about his vast ill-gotten fortune, said "wolf of Wall Street" openly lived a lavish and dissipative lifestyle which made him easily noticeable to da authorities.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025

comfort trait

Something you look for in someone that brings you a sense comfort, security, etc.

A: "you're seriously into asses?"
B: "at least it's a comfort trait instead of a fetish, you jerk"

by Ujiak July 20, 2025

Fendt Tractor

A favourite choice of tractor for Modern day young gay farm boys

Baxter the young gay farmer loves ploughing his friend Fletcher in his Fendt Tractor

by Me you know August 25, 2025

poop-a-traitor

an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily

Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!

Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.

by hello everyone! November 16, 2011

bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.

I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018