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fitness trainer

A Person who listens to your dumb shit while trying to stop your ass from growing.
Becky's fitness trainer longs for the day that death will release him.
by Seedaverun November 7, 2015
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Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends
I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser
by That other old guy June 8, 2016
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Butthurt Train

Someone who is/was offended by something you said or did. Upset and or angry.
Person 1: You really pissed that Tony guy off!

Person 2: I so did! I was like "Bye Felicia" and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train!
by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016
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boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event
Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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why train

When you reply to a answer or statement by simply saying 'why'
When you get your second answer, you'll just answer 'why' again, and so on.

Put simply; a good way to annoy someone.
"You know what? I'm going to get the teacher annoyed with a why train."
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"So, Why is school cancelled this friday?"
"It's because we need to do Professional development."
"Why?"
"Because teachers need to learn as well."
"Why?"
"Because we don't know everything."
"But Why?"
by exwum May 8, 2017
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athletic trainer trot

A jog, (not walking, running or sprinting) performed with a steady cadence, by an athletic trainer responding to an injured athlete.
The athletic trainer trot (or "trainer" trot) is mostly done when the injury is non-life threatening, giving the athletic trainer an opportunity to arrive to the scene safely and still have air in lungs to asset the injury.
Jeb, (a soccer goalie) went down in pain after spraining his ankle for the 3rd time this season. Athletic Trainer Jim was on the opposite side of the field. He did the Athletic Trainer Trot 70 yards across the field to reach Jeb.
by 2017luv July 6, 2017
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Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track
I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019
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