the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness
"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"
by BNB85 January 30, 2009
This is a biohazard like state which exists on your hands from going to the gym and handling various equipment with your hands.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
1. "Whew that was some workout, let's get outta here" says Jeff. "Wait a minute, I got gym hands...let me go wash them real quick" wisely responds James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
by archyis March 10, 2009
Soft hands of a man, namely a computer nerd, who does not work manual labor, but stays indoors as his job is in an office thus giving him feminine, non calloused hands. Computer nerds and excessive masturbation with lotion is mutually exclusive.
Man A) "I need to keep my hands in good shape; I have smooth hands, smooth girly hands."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."
by robotron27 November 30, 2010
A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Example 1
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
by charchu October 01, 2010
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An open handed slap on a hot ass, occasionally followed by a hard tooshie squeeze.
The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.
The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.
"Damn, Jenny has a hot ass. I'm gonna give her a farm hand."
or
"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."
or
"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."
by Shawn Mott June 27, 2005