A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Example 1
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
by charchu October 01, 2010
Soft hands of a man, namely a computer nerd, who does not work manual labor, but stays indoors as his job is in an office thus giving him feminine, non calloused hands. Computer nerds and excessive masturbation with lotion is mutually exclusive.
Man A) "I need to keep my hands in good shape; I have smooth hands, smooth girly hands."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."
by robotron27 November 30, 2010
the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.
eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
by eli jackson April 04, 2009
by diseased sheep November 16, 2005
by Blazeon69 February 03, 2012
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An open handed slap on a hot ass, occasionally followed by a hard tooshie squeeze.
The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.
The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.
"Damn, Jenny has a hot ass. I'm gonna give her a farm hand."
or
"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."
or
"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."
by Shawn Mott June 27, 2005