Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016

texas stubbies

A redneck gang that initiates its members by cutting the tips of their penises off.

"The Texas Stubbies are coming!"

by jdm.exe September 10, 2016

texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

text mexting

a form of sexting that involves sending pictures of your junk from a chili's to-go restroom

yeah bro i was totally text mexting her while i was im the bathroom

by assholeathogwarts March 21, 2017

Textpectations

When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.

Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?

by Officer nipples 42 October 31, 2017

textile challenged

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.

Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018

Texan Twister

Turning your finger inside the foreskin and optionally sucking the nuts

Dude i swear she pulled a Texan Twister on me and it felt amazing!

by Vinchtsbtc October 19, 2018