technoshock

That feeling of overwhelming anxiety and stress people experience when they realize all the data from all the increasingly more rapid technological advances of our world is exceeding their brain's ability to process it.

"I swear I can't take it anymore. I'm being bombarded with too much info from too many sources. I know I'm gonna snap. And when I do, I'm blaming it on technoshock".

by tmdoom May 14, 2011

immortal technique

The best lyracist alive today and possibly ever. Not a single song boring or meaningless.
Best songs:
Point of no return
Causes of death
Dancining with the devil
Freedom of Speech
Audio technician
(Fuck it thers 2 albums an every song is intense)

"The evolution of the world bloody and dramatic
Human beings killing monkeys to conquer the planet,
The Kingdoms of Africa and Missopatania
Machine Gun your Body with depleted uranium
This is the age of microchips and titanium
The dark side of the moon and contact with aliens"
*Point of no return ~Immortal Technique

"You swallow propoganda like a birth control pill
selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me coz im leaving the past
like an abused wife with the kids leaving your ass
like a drug addict clean and sober leavin the stash
Unbreakable technique leaving the plane crash".
*Leaving the past

by Tezza07 December 12, 2008

technicolor yawn

to barf, hurl, blow chunks, toss cookies, spew, pray to the porcelain God

suzie left her technicolor yawn schrapnel all over the men's stall.

by skank January 12, 2003

nigga technology

Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.

Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?

Ed Wuncler: No

Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?

Ed Wuncler: Why?

Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.

- The Boondocks

by I-dawg September 4, 2006

technicolor yawn

Euphamistic expression for an uncommonly colorful and forceful bout of projectile vomit.

After drinking 6 Tequeila Sunrises and eating a large Chef Salad, Al painted the car with his technicolor yawn.

by Al Caholic March 9, 2005

technopolitical

Based on or motivated by partisan or self-serving objectives when it comes to choosing a technology to implement a solution (rather than using sound business justification in terms of return on investment or overall fit within an organization).

It's strange, but it sounds like it was a technopolitical decision for management go with PHP even though all our other systems are ColdFusion.

by AndrewMcL December 22, 2008

technoblade

Gettin' bored of Walls 2
I should find a new minigame
October 2013
Saw the game and I thought
Oh my god, the fuck is this?
So many OP kits
But I guess I'll play a game
Horse tamers every game
Dominating Winter all day long
Everybody's kit's the same
Because it is so damn strong
But hey, I can survive
I get better ping here than to TheHive
Teams and hackers everywhere
But nobody plays Blitz to be fair
So I'll keep on playing
And get horse tamer six
My horse is fast but stupid
And I will call it Brick
Toxicologist gets added
With a level five stone sword
Keep going with a single dream that
One day I'll be leaderboards
Gonna join another map
But I know it's all in vain
Tryna earn some coins
But it's not worth the pain
Got a long list of level sevens
No high level kits I've gained
Keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch
But that's just the game
Let's make it a whole new game
While I try and rise to fame
I'll make for myself, a name
When I'm through, this game will never be the same
So I released my first montage
Become a rising star
People blame my hit detection
Because of my five-bar
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten
People blame thorns constantly but
I still make one again
I name it Unexpected
Later I release Life
My personal favorite...
That's just the game
That's just the game
That's just the game

orphan: hehe I'm living
person: i'm going to go technoblade on this orphan

by whatisahandle? February 2, 2021