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Swine Flu

1. n. a phrase used in response to any signs or symptoms of any sort of illness; used to mock the media's overexaggeration of the Swine Flu "epidemic".

The phrase can be used as part of a sentence, or as a comment on its own.
Jim: I have a headache, and I think my allergies are acting up.

Tim (jokingly): You probably have Swine Flu.

or...

Tim: *coughs/sneezes*

Jim: Swine Flu!!!!

Tommy: Quick, call the hospital and the local news crew!
by thisisanepicepidemic May 12, 2009
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ho swing

when its really late at night and youre desperate for pussy so you go to wal*mart to pick up chicks.
she might be a little slutty, but i met her on a ho swing.
by merk stud April 12, 2007
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Swine Line

A tan line you get from goin to Mexico for the summer, but get forced to wear a surgical mask due to Swine flu. You then end up with a surgical mask tan line around your mouth.
Barney: Dude, check out that hottie. She's really tan!

*girl turns around exposing a giant white square tan line around her mouth*

Barney: Holy shit... Is that a swine line?

*pukes on friends shoes*

Josh: DUDE!?
by bitchface13 August 13, 2009
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Swine Flu

A type of influenza that originally affects pigs but somehow got transferred to humans. It started from Mexico in which some stupid Mexican probably had sex with a pig and got it. It is hopefully the virus that would ultimately eliminate all stupid beaners in the world!
John: Hey, did u hear Juan died from the swine flu this morning?
Ashton: Yeah? Damn, finally! Hopefully Jose is next!
by sime341 May 3, 2009
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Shinx

1. Poke'mon number 403 on the Sinnoh Poke'dex. Evolves into Luxio, who in turn evolves into Luxray.

Shinx is the low level electric type of the Diamond and Pearl Poke'mon games for DS, the equivalent of Pikachu in R/B/G/Y/FR/LG, Mareep in G/S/C, and Elektrike in R/S/E. Shinx is statistically, the worst. It has high attack and low special attack, making its electric attacks weak. Even with a Same Type Attack Bonus (STAB) it rarely is able to accumulate much damage. The only STAB attack it learns that actually makes use of it's high attack is a new move called Thunder Fang, which it dosn't learn till level 33.

2. The word Shinx is also used somtimes used in a way akin to the term 'noob', though this deffinition is not outlandishly popular. Wether or not this use originated from the pokemon is unknown.
1.
My level 100 Shinx got KO'd by that level two pikachu!

2.
Person 1: Lol, i R smarter thn U!
Person 2: Lol, what a Shinx.
by Axel D. Coble November 29, 2007
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cock swing

the unexplained movement of your penis, whilst walking / running or even moving in bed

or cock swing - dick with movement
by colin potay April 30, 2008
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swine flu

Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.

After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.
Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!
by TPain4Life April 28, 2009
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