This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?
Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?
Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*
Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?
Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*
Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.
Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*
Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?
Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*
Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?
Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*
Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.
Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*
by IKilledTheParty February 22, 2010
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Used by NZ mountain bikers to describe the pace of a ride that is not aggressive or fast.
Used by NZ mountain bikers to describe the pace of a ride that is not aggressive or fast.
Any Tauranga riders into sifty night rides?
C. will be taking a sifty women's pre-ride of the Mt. Vic course this Sunday afternoon.
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A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
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