1 definition by mKong
A person that is so 1337 in every way that it is rumored that people in forums worship him. If you happen to see him in person you will probably have an aneurysm and die because his coolness is rumored to do that.
"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."
"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."
"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."
"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
by mKong July 20, 2004