Unevenly Spread

A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing

‘She is so Unevenly Spread’
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

flea spreader

A pet that has contracted fleas and is segregated to keep the fleas from spreading to other pets, furniture, people etc.

“Minnie is a flea spreader, just like the rest of them”

by minniecrip August 12, 2022

Burgerville Spread

A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.

Dude we totally gave that girl a Burgerville Spread!

by Dr. Gorilla MD September 14, 2022

Muck spreader

A car that has been lowered and scrapes the ground, spraying muck all over the place in rural areas. Usually has an exhaust so loud you have enough warning so you don't get covered in muck

'watch yourself, there's a muck spreader coming down the road, I can hear it'

by Skyefromstrandhill October 6, 2022

Super spreader

Someone who doesn’t wear mask during pandemic!

You are a super spreader.

by Johnnyboi4 October 17, 2022

even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.

Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!

by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

ghetto spread

Ghetto spread is an accented form of manspread. More frequently than manspread, ghetto spread is used by women - especially ghetto-kind of gals who don't mind being called "hoe" or "trash". The extent of the spread depends on the time of the month - one way or the opposite way, depending on the level of street credibility at stake.

You don't have to do ghetto spread, your glossy skin reveals the missed weeks of shower.

I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.

by PseudoYo March 13, 2023