Pokeman 

A misspelling of the word "Pokémon" that is common among older North American adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and Japanese electronics.

Also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a Game Boy Advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to "let me show you my pokemans".

<gnuwtey> Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, GETTO daze!
<nimda21> Hey, is that the new Pokeman game that came out?
<gnuwtey> It's "Pokemon", you know.
<nimda21> Hmm.
<gnuwtey> What's your ASL, anyway?
<nimda21> 47/m/Ohio. Why? What's yours?
<gnuwtey> *creeped out*

Pokeman by Mr. Briggs November 30, 2009

Pokemones 

Pokemones are Chilean youth outfitted with the latest clothing and technological gadgets. Their look is androgynous and exaggerated: clad in low-slung, tight-fitting jeans, both boys and girls wear multiple piercings, dyed and waxed hair, and thick black eyeliner. They have their own Web sites, even their own slang

We're not for anything, but we're not against anything, either—well, except our parents getting mad at us for being Pokemones

Pokemones by sharen miche May 14, 2008

Pokemongoloid 

A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.

noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.

1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!

2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.

Pokemongoloid by pokemang July 17, 2016

pokemanz 

The proper pronunciation of "pokemon" if you happen to be Bill Cosby.

Pokemanz? What the hell is a Pokeman? *grumble grumble*

pokemanz by tricky mcdickster January 14, 2009

Pokemotorist 

People who play Pokemon Go while driving, thereby thwarting any social and exercise benefits of the game, while also putting themselves and others in harm's way. See also: lazy ass.

Who's that asshole going 15mph through downtown past all of the "town history" placards? I need to get to work!! Goddamn pokemotorist.

Pokemotorist by Lizbrella July 16, 2016

Pokéboner 

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

Pokéboner by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

pokemonth 

Verb:

To put a pokemon in the day care for over a month without removing it. Usually due to lazyness of trainer.

Dude 1: "aw dude you got your Abra to level 100??"
Dude 2: "nah man that kid just pokemonthed that shit. lazyass."

pokemonth by DarthCheez September 30, 2010