pisselfie

when brochacho sends a photo of his piss stream

Bro 1: Brooooooo why did you send me that pisselfie

Bro 2: 👅

by Jerkphilip February 13, 2025

Pisslemissile

Whe you hold your piss for so long it comes out in a strong stream

Another word for boner

I have been holding my piss for so long it might be a pisslemissile

by Pissertickler February 20, 2025

Pissum

When you piss from fear and cum from pleasure at the same time

“This big black dude grabbed me next and made me pissum!”

by Zztopmf April 4, 2025

Pisses in the shower

a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.

Person 1: "It's a cool game, right?"
Person 2: "Hell no, this game pisses in the shower!"

by thorogoldd May 8, 2025

pissed

A slang term that combines the meanings of "having someone peeing on you" and "being disappointed" — both lumped into one same slang term. It captures the absurdity of feeling both literally and metaphorically let down in a messy situation.

After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

pissrefill

after finishing a game, match, it means you're taking a quick break to take a piss and refill your drink.

we have to make it a word because we are overhydrating ourselves with our coca colas, sprites and sugary drinks to the point where we piss 35 times a day.

brb i gotta go pissrefill

wait i go pisrefill

by riga1 August 4, 2025

pissem

when you think ur about to come but instead piss comes out so either you piss all over your hand or the hooker who was unfortunate to get pissem’d on by you

person 1 getting that ultimate sloppy toppy frum person 2;
person 1: “Oh.. ah.. Mmph~!”
person 2: “Mm…”
person 1 “Ah..~ I’m about to come~!”
person 2: “Yes..! Come in my mouth..”
person 1: “..uhh i don’t think it’s cum”
person 2: *didnt hear*
person 1: “O-okay.. here it comes~! Haha, get it?”
person 2: EW! IS THAT FUCKING PISS?! I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO MURDER YOU.
person 1: haha you got pissem’d

by TronityCat September 12, 2025