Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

Penis Oven

It is simply a Vagina, typically while using this word you are talking about having sex

Hey Jeff I just got my own penis oven

by RetardReatrd2137 September 17, 2021

Oven clit

When you insert your shlong into a girls clit and it boils your shlong like an oven hince the name

Bro Sarah has a oven clit

by ballio July 12, 2025

Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.

Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

Oven

A metal box, but you use it to cook.

Mat: "Is my food ready?"
Jacob: "Nah, I kinda burnt it in the oven."

by NascarDriverBurak101 February 25, 2022

Dutch Oven

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle

I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.

by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020

Oven Smash

The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red

“I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash”

by BAKA BOY ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)UWU September 27, 2021