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Pot Noodle 

The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.
Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.
Pot Noodle by MaxisStrife February 20, 2015

cook your noodle 

To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.
Just wait Bob, this video will really cook your noodle.
Two or more persons who are nood is some form.
Noodies 2 or more naked pictures/people.
Noodies by agbsek July 5, 2009

noodletools 

to be crazy out of your mind; synonym is preposterous
You sir, are noodletools.

This is the end of the line man... you're fuckin' noodletools!

This is so unproffesional. I cannot deal with someone so noodletools.
noodletools by Matt in the Top Hat December 30, 2009

Noodlejuice 

A hot, murky brown liquid, the byproduct of noodles and hot water.
After I finished my noodle cup, I drank the noodlejuice.
Noodlejuice by Tailsfan44 August 11, 2014

noodle penis 

A long and skinny penis. The average noodle penis is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.
"Hey, how was jimmy?"
"He had a noodle penis ;)"
"That must've been great. Did it come out of your mouth?"
"You know it ;)"
noodle penis by Meghan5sos December 12, 2015