by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018
Get the nigga mushroommug. When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.
She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black
by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022
Get the Mushroom Blackmug. cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020
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Get the Mushroom Lovermug.