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nigga mushroom

When a nigga eat a mushrrom.
-"BRo, gonna eat a mushroom!!"
-"Damn, u are a damn nigga mushroom!"
by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018
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Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.
She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black
by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022
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mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020
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Mushroom Knocker

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...
by GoddessNix October 26, 2025
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Mushroom ditch

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.
by Puntilla August 23, 2017
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Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.
I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.
by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009
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Mushroom Lover

Someone who plays way too much Super Mario
by Gamer47 June 18, 2022
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