McChicken

When a Person takes a Mcchicken and starts to jerk themselves off

Takes McChicken

Inserts it into vagina/Puts Dick Between The Buns

by A Random My Guy August 28, 2016

Machika

To crush, to mix, wrinkled.

Your car has been machika.
Making batata machika ( mash potatoes)

Your dress is all machika

by Papiamento Aruba January 22, 2018

Slot Machine

It is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner's ass and

then have anal sex with them.

"Man, I just slot machined that hoe. She was shitting change fo weeks."

by DCexcel January 7, 2010

Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly

My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016

Whore-Machine

A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.

Look out, here comes whore-machine! Who fancies a crack tonight?

by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

Crackhead Time Machine

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters

That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014