DCexcel's definitions

Hammer of Thor

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.

"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."

by DCexcel January 6, 2010

Slot Machine

It is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner's ass and

then have anal sex with them.

"Man, I just slot machined that hoe. She was shitting change fo weeks."

by DCexcel January 7, 2010

Smores

It is where you fuck a girl in her vagina, then you pull out and cum on it. Then you take a shit on top of it, and put a graham cracker on top of that. Then you eat it all up.

"Man I could go for some smores right about now."

by DCexcel January 6, 2010