Mongo

A Mormon Grandmother.

I love you Mongo, but you need to stop reading that Book of Mormon!

by rustywillie6999 November 28, 2010

mengontol

Mengontol is verb from kontol which is mean cock in english. Mengontol is said when when your friend tells a joke that is actually funny but makes you angry

John: hey michael, can i fuck your mom?
Michael: mengontol

by Picardia February 28, 2021

mongoloyed

a retared

Matt Lebeau

by Josh Anderson March 27, 2003

Mongo

The nickname of guy named Max. Given to him by his cousins. When he was a child they thought he had an oversized cranium and he was possibly mentally retarded.

Mongo was so drunk last night he peed his pants.

by Mong E Dee June 13, 2011

Mongolian stomach fuck

When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard

o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.

by Poonum April 20, 2005

Mongoosia

A tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for His lost mate, Otteria. Lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in Miami. Mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep Walt Disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.

"Aw man, i didn't sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was Mongoosia crying into his Ovaltine."

Tourist: "Hey Mongoosia! Why did Otteria leave you?"
Mongoosia: "I just got lazy, that's all." (starts crying)

by Johnny Shylock Kayoss December 25, 2007

mongolian horsemen

a term used when one decides to sneak off to the bathroom with a hot boy or girl.

The code word is "mongolian horsemen".

by suspect device July 25, 2004