Mongoosia

A tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for His lost mate, Otteria. Lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in Miami. Mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep Walt Disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.

"Aw man, i didn't sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was Mongoosia crying into his Ovaltine."

Tourist: "Hey Mongoosia! Why did Otteria leave you?"
Mongoosia: "I just got lazy, that's all." (starts crying)

by Johnny Shylock Kayoss December 25, 2007

mongolian midway point

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.

While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014

Mongoosed

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

by P-Nut August 28, 2014

mongolian uncle

Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees

Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties

I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish

by ShimPee November 3, 2022

Mongolians in the system

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.

Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"

by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010

Draining the mongoose

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023