Coco Melon(n)ing

From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid

2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep

I'm Coco Melon(n)ing this YouTube video since I can't fall asleep otherwise.

by EEEEamon January 27, 2023

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

Trans melon

Persons who identify themselves as watermelons on social media. It is common on Twitter whereby users to add watermelon emoji on their bio or names.
It is a trans thing.

ABCD identifies as a trans melon
I am a trans melon

by stickhero23 June 5, 2023

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Sweating melons

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.

I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons

by An0nomuse September 20, 2023

Royal melon

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for

I got cloned by Royal melon

by Micah crazy October 8, 2023