loafy

terrible horrible shit

Don't go in there I just laid a loafy

by Kritch May 13, 2005

loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

by anon May 13, 2005

loaf

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

holy that guy has a huge loaf

by bob hermansonton April 18, 2006

Loaf

A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.

The cops took away that guy and his loaf.

by Big Guns McGee September 14, 2009

cheese loaf

something that is excessivly stupid, lame, or just plain cheesy.

Senor Crawford is a major cheese loaf.

by Sweater Lad November 25, 2006

loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

by DR.E June 4, 2009

Loaf

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

by not a loaf February 12, 2010