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Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021
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Jerry

Person 1: oh shit that scumbag is JERRY

Intellectuall: He IS A SHIT BAG
by JerrySucksToes June 8, 2022
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The Jostle of Jerry

when a guy pins you to the wall in a public bathroom and says he's gonna rape you (whether or not he is a man of his word does not change this being the Jostle of Jerry)
bro bob gave me the Jostle of Jerry in the bathroom i need a hug
by Rotisserie February 16, 2024
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Jerry Springer Dies At 79

Jerry Springer, the controversial and influential talk show host who fused chaos and entertainment while showcasing the underbelly of America on daytime television, has died at the age of 79.

Springer’s family confirmed his death in a statement to Rolling Stone Thursday, noting that he died peacefully at his home in the suburbs of Chicago; while no cause of death was provided, it was reported recently that Springer had been diagnosed with cancer.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Jerry Valdez

running next to someone holding one finger to your nostril and shooting a booger on said person
I just Jerry Valdezed your mom, get fucked.
by thesnowbunny December 15, 2023
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Jerry Attricks

The guy with a really cool guy and outfit in Scott the Woz. He is not a licensed therapist but if he was he would be a night therapist.
Person 1: Bro I'm about to Jerry Attricks
Person 2: You're about to therapy?
Person 1: yeah
by Engineer Plants Vs Zombies November 21, 2024
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Finna eat yo Jerries

A term used to describe your hate towards a person, often used to show how much you want to end their existence
Aye man I’m finna eat yo jerries for that
by Gheaey December 20, 2019
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