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Jersey Thunderstorm

the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."

Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."

Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009
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Jeroz

The name Jeroz is a synonym for sexy prince. An American male name that means soft and silky yet deceptively strong. Jerozs are known to be stubborn, and old fashion. They are usually stuck in their ways and unwilling to surrender.
That Jeroz sure does make me hot, I wish he was more like Brad.

Jeroz's skin is like a baby's bottom.
by Cha Cha Lady May 31, 2010
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jerboi

1.) Your man. Or, your friend.

2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.
"Holler at Jerboi. He's the one bringing over the beers."

"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"

"Jerboi is blowing it."

"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"
by typoscura April 18, 2010
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Jerk-Off-Junction

An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.
we are entering Jerk-Off-junction, watch for porn shops.
by head laceration July 15, 2010
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jerseyfest

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.
dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.
by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010
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jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.
My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.
by ochurricane October 28, 2013
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jerkbros

horny guys who jerk off togehter
me and my college roomie were jerkbros for almost four years
by whack addict February 9, 2014
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