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Illinois

A state in the Mid-West. There are a lot of misconceptions about Illinois. First, Chicago is NOT the capital, Springfield is. Second, Illinois is pronounced Ill - Uh - Noy, Not Ill - Uh - Noise. Third, Illinois is more than Chicago and a bunch of farms. There are a bunch of cities in Illinois like Peoria, Bloomington, and Springfield. Fourth, A lot of people think Peoria is a shit hole. Well, I live there and honestly, I have to agree. Every day somebody gets shot or stabbed in Peoria.
Illinois is a great place to be. Except if you live in Peoria like me, then it sucks.
by Skrilla187 January 11, 2009
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Illinois Turn Signal

When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.

The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.

Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.
Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.

Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.
by TheSchnauf November 14, 2011
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I'll be neck

This means the same as the phrase " I'll be back " or " I'll return ". Neck is being used as a synonym or substitute for Return. If back is being used a as a synonym for return, neck should be considered equivalent because the neck area is on the posterior side of your body. The throat area is in the front and the neck is on the back of the body. Neck, back and your rear end (butt) are all on the posterior side of your body, they are all on the equivalent side of your body. Therefore they are all synonyms for return.
- I'll be neck after I take a break.
- I'll be neck in a hour, please clean up the table for dinner.
- Well I'll be necked, if I don't come back with food.
- I'll be neck (necked) if I ever come back here.
- I'll be neck after lunch.
- I'll get my neck back here in about a week or so.
- I'll get my neck and leave if you don't stop.
by Equal crack April 6, 2016
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Bend over and I'll show ya

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"
Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya
by KillingMySelf October 2, 2016
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illiteracy

irriteraky is wen sumwun cant spull anyfing and peepol get reery anoid wif u.
90% of people on the internet suffer from illiteracy.
by Zenzerbeth February 18, 2015
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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

This time, I'll fix your car for free. You scratch my back, I'll scratch back!
by Xiao July 16, 2002
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illegal shit

Usually consists of, but not limited to:
drugs
slavery
stalking
C heese P izza
murder
exposing/discovering government secrets

breaking the law
Guy: Yo, you hear what happened to Doug the other day?
Man: No, what happened?
Guy: He did some illegal shit and the FBI party van paid him a visit.
by JonyBoi May 13, 2016
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