the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.
eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
by eli jackson April 4, 2009
Get the jackoff hands mug.This is a biohazard like state which exists on your hands from going to the gym and handling various equipment with your hands.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
1. "Whew that was some workout, let's get outta here" says Jeff. "Wait a minute, I got gym hands...let me go wash them real quick" wisely responds James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
by archyis March 11, 2009
Get the Gym Hands mug.the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness
"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"
by BNB85 January 30, 2009
Get the Hands of Panda mug.*Jon throws a football to his friend A.j*
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.
by Jonathan Polamalu October 7, 2012
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Get the eel hands mug.An open handed slap on a hot ass, occasionally followed by a hard tooshie squeeze.
The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.
The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.
"Damn, Jenny has a hot ass. I'm gonna give her a farm hand."
or
"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."
or
"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."
by Shawn Mott July 7, 2005
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