Hamburger Helper

An awful meat substitute.

Hamburger helper is as shitty as Spam as a meat substitute.

by Adam RD November 29, 2006

hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

hambizzle

The act of or becoming inebriated.

Last night at the bar, i got so hambizzled.

by Michael L. Newman September 8, 2007

Hamburglitastic

1. adj. Positive comparison in relation to a hamburglar

2. adv. To Hamburgle effectivly

1. (He/She/It) certainly is hamburglitastic.
2. That was quite the hamburglitastic action, friend.

by E. Thero January 22, 2008

hamboskied

Getting really drunk like Mike when he drinks his Boggs. Or Lax Lights

Dude you got so hamboskied last night that you fucked that fat chick
Dude I know, she was fat, maybe I shouldn't have gotten so hamboskied.
Yeah, man, hamboskied.

by Herbert the Gnome April 11, 2008

Hambuger Face

Being shot in the face with a shot gun in any FPS game. widly used in the Halo series. Ownage with a shot gun.

And Joey is Hambuger Face by John with the shot gun

by Michael Gilbert June 22, 2008

Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.

Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...

by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008