ball goggles

n./adj. (Scot. pron. "baw goggles") A deviant sexual practice wherein one covers his partner's eyes with his clockweights. Most probably popularised due to the humiliation factor for the blinded partner.

I couldn't believe my luck when my girlfriend's sister asked me to give her a pair of ball goggles for her birthday!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

Three Goggles

Goggles a basketball player makes with his hands after making a three pointer. They are made by doing the okay sign (a circle with thumb and index finger with other three fingers outwards) with both hands.

Kobe knocks down the three, and puts up his Three Goggles to the LA crowd.

by G3C May 17, 2011

book google

When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"

Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!

Guy 3: Book google that shit!

by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

Google Juice

A website's relevant value as determined by the Google search engine. The more "juice" a site has, the more likely it will turn up in search results. This is especially true when the search terms aren't the title of that site.

Google's particular method, known as PageRank, determines this importance according to who links what. If a high-ranking site links to a low-ranking one, that site will be given lots of juice. If a low-ranking site links to something, it doesn't have as much relevance. The text of the link also is taken into account.

Google Juice is very important in Search Engine Optimization. It's also the cause of cursed things like comment spam, link exchanges, and link blogs. This is collectively called spamdexing.

Fark linked me the other day and I got a ton of Google Juice. Now I'm the top result for "elderberry fisting gambit".

by Orin R. September 6, 2008

Google Chrome

An internet browser that's pretty good.

Wait, I think I held down "o" for too long. I meant to say:
An internet browser that's pretty god.

"Google Chrome, so funky cool and not shit."

by roarpee December 7, 2009

Baby Goggles

When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.

Mother: Isn't she beautiful?!
Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.

by Pseudo-Nympho January 31, 2009

Google Rape

To look something up on google but instead of getting your desired topic you get a porn site.

Person 1: I was looking stuff up for school but got porn sites instead.
Person 2: you got google raped

by Ferocious Bobcat April 6, 2011