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empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.
Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.
by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015
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Employment

John is not in employment. He is a lazy tosser.
by Moosaidthedog June 21, 2005
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EMPTY THE CLIP

To deliver a verbal assault that leaves it's intended victim emotionally devastated...much like a gunman with a 9mm clip.Often heard amongst a group of aspiring rappers and
sucka' emcees when trying to deliver the knockout insult.
Also practiced by heartless bitches on men from whom they're about to take HALF!
(EXAMPLE 1)INSTIGATOR: "Yo dog...homie said your rhymes flow
like shit in a sewer!Don't let that
go.EMPTY THE CLIP in his ass!

(EXAMPLE 2)HEARTLESS BITCH:"Look,you pencil dicked loser...
I've got five years and one baby
outta this marraige.I'm leaving
while I can still get my swerve
on.Attorneys will be in touch.
Ta ta."

MAN:"Oh."
by L.MARTIN October 1, 2005
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empy

As kinky as one can be
Damnnn that boy is so empy

I would love to try some empy things with you
by Ellaina Puder February 6, 2008
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empshire

The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.

syn: castle greyskull
guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"
by Ryno December 3, 2004
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Employee Entrance

She was such a tightwad that I never figured she'd use the Employee Entrance.
by Draino April 29, 2006
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Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.
When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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