What-a-dookie

A variation on the phrase, what it do, commonly used as a greeting, with "Not shit" being the only acceptable response.

Correct usage.
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.

Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*

by Timmy McNignuts January 31, 2008

Dooka

Another description for poop, feces, crap, or excrement. Usually spelled with fifteen "o's" however it may be abbreviated when necessary. "Dooka" is usually used as an insult, screamed as pedestrians from a passing car. Pronounced "Ndeek" or "Doka" or "Dak" or "Doooooooooooooooka". Originated from Will, who is an eternal giner pants moron.

1. Used to insult a passerby - "DEEEK" or "DAK".
2. Used to describe object residing in toilet - "DOOKA".
3. Used in close quarters as an insult against comrade - "NNNDEEACK"

by Captain Dacker November 1, 2004

dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009

Dookie

While the word "dookie" has become derogatory slang, the word is actually a name:

1. A surname. Dookie is an English surname, having the same origins or being in reference to the title of Duke. It is derived from the latin word dux, which means leader. Variations of the name include Dukes, Dook, Dooke, Dookes,

2. The name of a town in Victoria, Austrialia.

3. The name of a University of Melbourne Campus.

"When did the Dookie family first arrive in Canada?"
"Dookie is a farming community"
"Dookie campus is transforming agriculture through education"

by 1e1even May 6, 2014

ooka dookie

1.A Female that has an ogrish physical appearance; extremely ugly

2.Physical appearance equivalent to that of walrus

"Damn man, im wicked desperate"
"how bout her?"
"nah, i wouldnt go near that ooka dookie"

by Patrick May 13, 2005

blasting a dookie

a term used to describe a male or female crapping or to take a crap

i got to blast a dookie

by chris cain May 13, 2005

Doorknob

Someone who is weird or someone who does something stupid is refered to as a doorknob.

doorknob,doornob

by pushnook August 25, 2011