divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it

divorced kids have a hard life

by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015

Diversion Selfie

The act of taking a selfie with a misleading caption. Often done to make the perpetrator feel less ridiculous for uploading a blatant attention seeking picture of their semi-naked body.

Diversion Selfie example...
Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)

by Miss Rant A Lot July 23, 2015

Diversity Ghetto

Window-dressing section of a college or corporate campus where most or all of an institution's diversity programs are placed. Often consists of a single floor, or single office, often in a remote or inaccessible part of the campus. Offices typically are understaffed, underfunded and expected to be experts on all issues black, brown and gay, and expected to deal with every life issue students of color, women and LGBT students face.

Person 1: Where is Dr. Liz Frazier's office?

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: She is head of Multicultural Affairs.

Person 2: Probably in the Diversity Ghetto. It's on the 3rd Floor of Smith Hall, on the other side of campus.

Person 1: Thanks. I have a question about racism.

by Editor, Fed Up Dictionary October 14, 2015

divide by 0

Armageddon. Dividing by zero is what some dumbass would do to destroy the world.

Hey, Brad, NEVER DIVIDE BY 0!!!

by MCCrafting April 2, 2016

Divisionized

When an officer in the U.S. Army is sent to a position on a Division level staff and begins to hate his former co-workers. He also stops giving money to people.

Example 1: Soldier 1: "Hey have you guys talked to Vince lately?"

Soldier 2: " No he's all divisionized now. He doesn't like us"

Example 2: Soldier 1: "Hey did you ever get that Double Captain money that Vince promised you?"

Soldier 2 : " No. He's all divisionized now and won't pay up."

by EODPepperJack December 8, 2016

Divine Visit

God's purpose of rewarding or punishing people for their deeds.

Are you expecting a divine visit? Work, you slug!

by eyjentjim February 27, 2017

divinitively

Adjective.

Something that definitely has divine qualities, anything.

A state of knowing, of sureness.

An instinctive feeling as though one understands the 'heart of the matter' of any given situation or occurrence. Derived from a sense of connection to truth.

Gary went vegan because he understood divinitively the plight of the animals.

by Jacqueline Woish October 14, 2017