dickenese

The language spoken by all persons who are dicks.

Guy: I couldn't understand that drunk frat guy. I can't translate dickenese.

by dickndots April 25, 2010

dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.

that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!

by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011

dichter monger

A dichter monger is the epitome of someone who is a hypocritical, psychotic, shit ass cunt eater in a female dominant relationship.

You know, I can't even think of the word to describe you... You are simply a fucking dichter monger!! (BITCH)

by marblecollector July 28, 2012

dicked

To have one's sweatshirt or coat hood turned inside out. Usually a prank played on a friend much like a "kick me" sign placed on a person's back. The "dicked" person walks around unknowingly while everyone else laughs behind their back because they are so stupid. The term "dicked" refers to the bulgy appearance of an inside-out hood and its loose resemblance to an erect penis.

His friend walked down the hallway at school, oblivious to the fact he had been dicked as people laughed at his saggy hood behind his back.

by crpirate April 25, 2016

Dickend

A weekend with lots of dicks involved

Guy 1: These guys are dicks
Guy 2: Yeah guess its a dickend then c:

by justanaveragedick November 19, 2016

Dicked

Getting your vagina cummed on not in

Fat chubby girl gets her pussy Dicked on

by Young hipster January 30, 2017

Dice

Small Asian that's gay

Hey look there's a small Asian that like dick

No that's dice

by Jonathan6529 April 3, 2017