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dry-docking

Rough anal sex without lube, usually done by surfers on the beach.
"Billy was dry-docking Bobby last night and now he is walking like he is bow-legged."
by CaliBoySandyCrotch February 25, 2010
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Space Docking

The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.

Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.
'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?'

'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'
by Dazza2003 August 8, 2006
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Space Docking

When a man inserts his "junk" into a woman's ass (junk), then exits and starts having missionary sex after the residue from inside the woman's butt (poop) is left on the man's penis.

"When a space ship enters a dock, or dock "2" (The Butt (Taking a #2 refers to taking a dump; hence "dock 2")), but then re-docks into sector 1 (The Vagina), in result, leaving her with a high risk of getting a kidney infection or any other related venereal disease."
Ex: "Space Docking"

Jim: Dude Sally was all over you last night. Where did you go?
Me: We went to pound town! She was wasted so I gave it to her from behind, then she turned over and I started f***in her p**sy.

Jim: You space docked her?
Me: I don't know, but she said she's been sick all day.
Jim: At least you're not obligated to hang out with her now.
Me: She's a homie-hopper, she had it coming.
by kushnpuss April 30, 2013
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Dickinson

DICK-inson
An asshole who tries to sound poetic when saying something really rude.

(no offense Emily)
Dickinson-"She was so hot. Her body was ripe as fruit, yet she smelled like a flower."
Other Guy-"Dude, stop being such a dickinson. That is my mom you're talking about."
by "Special"Frog June 16, 2012
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space docking

When one man has a circumcised penis and the other man has an uncircumcised penis, the men go tip to tip and the uncircumcised man rolls the "hood" over the other man's head.
Last night I met this really hot dude, but he wasn't circumcised. I was scared at first, then when we were tip to tip he warmed my head with his hood and introduced me to space docking. It was so hott.
by Kap'n Kronque November 16, 2009
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dickin

dickin is heinous word thats not real. it is often used as a verb to descibe a night of various activities that wouldn't be entertaining to anyone else but you and your friends. may also be used as an adjective to describe something that is chill. (adj. may be substituted with ballin)
"yo girl wat you doin tonight?"

"you know i be dickin around"
by mulrus May 10, 2008
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space docking

Ancient art of poo lollipop making.First associated with the Knights of the Brown Circle.If a game of nibb-jousting could not be decided, then the two protagonists would settle the duel by shitting into a pigs bladder, and then using ice to freeze the bladder before seeing who could insert the recepticle furthest up the other's arse.
"Verily Tarquin Cockman,have at you Sire,and brace thyself whilst i thrust my shit filled bladder deep into thine brown cave"
"Avast Marco Lockoss!Forsooth i have a similar item to thrust manfully into thine dirty back passage!"
by Dr Lokoss July 2, 2004
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