crank

A cry and a wank (at the same time).

My girlfriend just broke my heart; but she's still hot, so I'm off for a crank.

by Jay Bandit November 7, 2009

crank-it-up time

the moment when nothing else is appropriate in comparison to getting hella amped-up. some folks who play football know that every minute of every quarter of every game is crank-it-up time -- the time in which it's always appropriate to be electric... just try not to get pissed off along the way and you'll be fine.

Not to be confused with "cool-it-out time", which is when an amped-up mf'er simply needs to calm their ass down.

What time is it?

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!

WHAT TIME IS IT??

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!!

by mista crank-it-up October 7, 2009

canadian crank

while engaging in vigarous intercourse the male stretches out the females pussy lips to the extent where he can tie them into a knot

as i was pounding her on the table her pussy lips became so loose that i actually was able to perform the good ol' CANADIAN CRANK.........OUCH.......POOR GIRL!

by jack mehofV August 21, 2006

crankster gangsters

They wanna be Crankster gangsters but all they are is a little ice ice maybe.

He said he was the topof the crankster gangsters,now he is locked down for 10 to 20 in the big boys cell block.

by The shcoshi queen October 20, 2006

Crank a Turn

To masturbate while making a turn through an intersection.

Matt Dillon decided to crank a turn all the way to Milwalkee and back.

by Brian "Fernando" Fantana August 25, 2007

Cranked That Murloc

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.

dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....

by Joe "Warlock" Brinton January 11, 2008

crank my yank

to ball to the extreme.to slang your baller-ness around until someones is balls deep.

ex. crank my yank= making it rain, carrying $500 in ones whereever u go.

by baller-ness December 29, 2008